Fred

i have a best friend named Fred
he's the chainsaw that lives in my head
he's pointy and mean
and not very clean
from bloodstains he got from the dead
sometimes he wants to come out
few times im filled with doubt
then i get that smile
once in a while
thats scarrier than old sourkraut
you dont want to make him mad
you dont want to make me sad
im warning you here
Fred you will fear
when he slices you up like plaid
This is my best friend Fred
he's the chainsaw that lives in my head
now you know what he does
so don't make a buzz
so watch what you say to my head......... BITCHES!!